Naomi Osaka, the Dalai Lama and Ellen James Walk into a Bar in Tokyo
They sit at a reserved table in the quiet section. As they must. The bartender recognizes them. He hands his waiter a glass of Saki and a mug of Sapporo beer. He tells the waiter to give the glass of Saki to whoever at the table has the most promising future as a professional tennis player. He tells the waiter to give the beer to the person who has the second most promising future as a professional tennis player. As for the third-place finisher, he tells the waiter to give that person free advice of the waiter’s choosing. Unknown to …